“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms” "You're only given a little spark of madness. "The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.”Īyn Rand. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.” It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”Ĭharles Schulz 19. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”īenjamin Franklin 17. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”Ĭathy Guisewite 14. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”Ĭassandra Duffy 13. “Bad decisions make good stories.”Įllis Vidler 12. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”ĭalai Lama 11. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” “The elevator to success is out of order. (Also, if you're looking to instil some motivation into your life, check out this guide on how to increase your motivation levels). I thought… surely, not every single quote out there is as ‘boring,’ ‘cheesy’ and ‘pointless’ as this LinkedIn user would have me believe?Īnd so this week, I’ve been on a quest to find the funniest, most witty and genuinely interesting motivational (and a few de-motivational) one-liners I could - in a bid to win over the cynics… enjoy. I stumbled across a rather aggravated post (rant) on LinkedIn the other day detailing a certain user’s distaste (and hatred, actually) for inspirational quotes (posters to be more precise).Īnd ironically, it inspired me to write this blog.
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